Maybe don't call your shoe the "predator", but if you do, don't carry it in child sizes...
@alice
I thought THESE were the Child "Predator" shoes? π€
@Cassandra_Complex @MugsysRapSheet @alice
there's nothing COMMON about MY misconceptions π
if your parents buy you those shoes you should run away immediately
@normjess @MugsysRapSheet @alice
I will renegotiate to a dual meaning :)
Don't forget to put the shoes in a dumpster at the first opportunity so they won't attract attention of creeps!