“That’s the same timber you had in the tray yesterday”

“Uh, you must have me mistaken for somebody else”

“I don’t think so. Step out of the vehicle please, I am arresting you on suspicion of operating a double-lane power vehicle without lawful excuse.”

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #Title_Dummy_Load

@Unixbigot I’m going to need ExplainPOST today…
@futzle @Unixbigot my take was "unrealistic excuse for oversize ute vs bicycle" and lanes have been split in 2

@uep @futzle yes. A number of futures speak of “half lane cars”. One of stephenson’s novels features them. One of heinlein’s post-apocalyptic novels talks of rare “authorized power vehicles” (everyone else uses animal-drawn vehicles, or catches trains). So in my future, Ford Rangers are “double lane” cars and their use is strictly limited to those with demonstrable need-to-haul.

There are reports in brisbane of people carrying mannequins to qualify for multiple-occupant carpool lanes.

@Unixbigot @uep Half-lane cars, is that like