Every bank is like “we’re more than just a bank” and all anyone wants is for them to shut the fuck up and be a bank
@Daojoan
Normal people: Could you just staff your branches and phone lines with real people again instead?

@Cassandra_Complex @Daojoan

Humans are expensive and make mistakes. We have to replace them when they make too many mistakes.

Artificial Plagiarism bots are expensive and make mistakes. We have to throw more money at them when they make mistakes.

Capitalism!