• instead of the awkward bumbling sad leftie green homoeothermic dropbear affectation, one were instead
• an awkward bumbling sad but ruthless deep-cover field-operative rwnj poikilothermic bunyip, who
• was tasked* by Big Fuckhead Pty Ltd to infiltrate fedi, totes behind enemy lines, in order to
• flush out then compile lists of fedi-lefties, to be later passed on for processing to
• our Mobile Soylent Green Operational Field Unit, aka
• our #TarpedVan service

🤨😈

* yeah baby, coz that's how we roll at BFPL, enverbicating nouns willy-nilly without even blushing!

#whimsy #nonsense 🤪