• instead of the awkward bumbling sad leftie green homoeothermic dropbear affectation, one were instead
  • an awkward bumbling sad but ruthless deep-cover field-operative rwnj poikilothermic bunyip, who
  • was tasked* by Big Fuckhead Pty Ltd to infiltrate fedi, totes behind enemy lines, in order to
  • flush out then compile lists of fedi-lefties, to be later passed on for processing to
  • our Mobile Soylent Green Operational Field Unit, aka
  • our #TarpedVan service

🤨😈

* yeah baby, coz that's how we roll at BFPL, enverbicating nouns willy-nilly without even blushing!

#whimsy #nonsense 🤪

@sister_ratched has nobody checked The Van?

#tarpedvan
@MelissaBearTrix @NewtonMark

we're gonna need a bigger boat #TarpedVan