Mastodawn

“That’s the same timber you had in the tray yesterday”

“Uh, you must have me mistaken for somebody else”

“I don’t think so. Step out of the vehicle please, I am arresting you on suspicion of operating a double-lane power vehicle without lawful excuse.”

@Unixbigot Never! Slams door and takes off with a cloud of tyre smoke! #TootFic #PowerOnStoryToot

@skyfire747 SOL control, rogue DPV blue utility truck registration RAPTOR heading north on M7 from exit six. You are clear to fire.

@Unixbigot slams brakes and swerves hard on to exit ramp, then heads for hidden underground bunker...