@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon This reminded me of a rather naughty #nsfw loophole discovered by teen fundie girls trying to scripturally satisfy horndogs so they can keep them (why?) and mocked by Garfunkel and Oates, if you haven't yet seen it… 😈 😂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY