@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon I heard that joke in 1990 from Emo Phillips. Obviously it wasn't a mobile phone he was praying for.
@[email protected] I hadn't heard it before so I'm glad this meme was here now
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon it is not a loophole, it is by design...
A Flock of Seagulls - Telecommunication and The Traveller (Full Audio)

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@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon This reminded me of a rather naughty #nsfw loophole discovered by teen fundie girls trying to scripturally satisfy horndogs so they can keep them (why?) and mocked by Garfunkel and Oates, if you haven't yet seen it… 😈 😂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY
The Loophole by Garfunkel and Oates

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@MySideIsHumanity Thanks. I might have seen that in the past, but I'm not sure.