MaxxusGuess this is where I’m at now
Only fifteen minutes? Speed demon
Lenny
SmuuthbraneNo wank? Sure, sure…
I’ve never understood shower wanks. Water is a terrible lubricant.
I’ve never been left wanting for lubrication, regardless of the wank location. You must be using a different technique than I.
guynamedzeroKinda same, lube makes it feel better, but I don’t need it, I am cut, so maybe uncut is more sensitive to it?
Uncut here, never needed lube either.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 I’m circumcised and still have enough skin to crank my hog without lube. 🤷♂️
Standing = bad
Water = bad
Hot water = also bad for different reasons
Soap: stings
Yeah idgi either. I understand why women make the assumption, because at least they have the showerhead, but I’m surprised to see so much support for the shower wank. Different strokes, I guess.
MinnesotaGoddamI mean I’m not into it either but shower chairs aren’t that expensive if you’ve got a kink
You know, this may sound silly, but you just taught me something about myself with just that one word. I have never had the experience of not having privacy. My parents let me close my bedroom door and would not just barge in without knocking. I have never lived with anyone as an adult who would violate my privacy either. I’ve never needed to consider privacy in that way because I have never lacked it. A sort of privilege I had I hadn’t realized until you said that.
kids man, they don’t understand the word privacy. as we speak my 11 has just interrupted my bath to take a piss lol.
No kids for me! Snip snip!
I got a vasectomy because I don’t want kids. Unfortunately, when I got home, they were still there.
(I’m kidding, I love my kids. But I definitely don’t want any more)
you are making me nostalgic for the 3 years of my life i had privacy
BaŝtoSemen is also not water soluble. Clogs your drains.
Where’s the stage where you cry in the fetal position for 20 minutes?
MelodiousFunkBeyond lies “soaping while sobbing,” for the afflicted with a busy schedule.
Before bootyhole business
Add 10 for liberally soaping your ass crack and gently gliding your hand around and across your hole and oops you pushed your finger a little inside but that’s ok the soap didn’t get in there and now your head is spinning and you’re breathing hard AND THE HOT WATER RUNS OUT
Quit describing my showers!
They’ve been watching you in there
Pro tip: if you turn up the water heater, you get more bootyhole time
After the existential crisis, jerk off: 1:30.
slowmorellait’s healthy to have routines
Wow there’s a way to prepare for it? Please share the details. I’m still on “stumble out and get blindsided by it all again.”
I mean, the water isn’t running into your head while you’re doing it. You turn the water off when you shampoo? Don’t you get cold?
Don’t you get cold?
No. But I probably shower hot enough for the air in the shower being warmed up
It’s so fucking cold that early in the morning all the heat turns to steam and goes up the fan. Godsdamned desert
that would be nice but my bath points at the street and i am not that cruel
somethingDotExeYep, exactly me
Morning shower people are weird. Do you shower before bed and then in the morning as well or do you just get into bed with the day’s filth all over you?
I sit in an office all day, not much filth. But yeah, if I go for a bike ride and get all sweaty, I’ll shower after, but then I’ll usually forgo the morning shower… only usually, because morning shower helps me wake up.
And my hair looks awful without a shower
If you’re blue collar you shower after work, white collar showers before
When I lived in Texas the humidity made me so greasy I had to do both
versioncShowering twice a day is unhealthy for your skin.
Congratulations you aren’t as greasy as me. And don’t bike everywhere
if all I did was sit at home all day, yeah I don’t usually shower before bed
but most of the time it’s both morning and night
I do it in bed.
My brain likes to loop every scenario that can happen during the day (When I’m at work. When I’m off I’m just a house cat). So I always set my alarm at least an hour before I plan on getting up (I can start my day at work mostly on my own schedule).
So say my alarm goes off at 4am, (unless I’ve woken up 45 minutes before it) I hit snooze. And I just lay there in the dark, snuggle the dog, get comfortable, and let my brain work out all the anxiety and situations it needs to. Alarm goes off, my brain knows it’s 4:15am. I have 45 more minutes. Get comfy, stretch, let brain work through the noise.
Fast forward to 5am. I get out of bed, get dressed with my work clothes already for me at the end of my bed. I let the dog outside while I pour the coffee I prepared the morning before on a timer into my big travel mug, wait for dog to come back inside, kiss dog, kiss wife, grab keys and go.
I’m normally out of bed and out the door in roughly 15 minutes.
fleebleneebleYou shower in bed?
Depends if my wife is around.
Shower chairs make this process wonderful. Also like 45 minutes if you fall asleep (when your spouse comes in to check on you)
I miss those showers at home, where you didn’t need to care about bills as your parents protected you from those.
My showers easily ended up being 30min long, looking back I wish those bills still took a similar % of your income. I’d happily sink away into my empty brain under a steaming hot shower.
the money I spend on water and gas is well worth it
I find music keeps me from getting lost in my mind
bfg9kPro-Tip: If you lay down in the shower with a bath pillow, you can collect a bunch of water in your groin, before releasing it like a wave. You can also point your toes at the shower, to get’em real nice and warm. Put a small damp cloth over your eyes and the bridge of your nose, and you can fuckin’ fall asleep. Feels like your back in the womb.
Accurate. Except I sit down