Guess this is where I’m at now

https://sh.itjust.works/post/57363413

No wank? Sure, sure…
I’ve never understood shower wanks. Water is a terrible lubricant.
privacy
You know, this may sound silly, but you just taught me something about myself with just that one word. I have never had the experience of not having privacy. My parents let me close my bedroom door and would not just barge in without knocking. I have never lived with anyone as an adult who would violate my privacy either. I’ve never needed to consider privacy in that way because I have never lacked it. A sort of privilege I had I hadn’t realized until you said that.
kids man, they don’t understand the word privacy. as we speak my 11 has just interrupted my bath to take a piss lol.
No kids for me! Snip snip!

I got a vasectomy because I don’t want kids. Unfortunately, when I got home, they were still there.

(I’m kidding, I love my kids. But I definitely don’t want any more)