Guess this is where I’m at now

https://sh.itjust.works/post/57363413

Add 10 for liberally soaping your ass crack and gently gliding your hand around and across your hole and oops you pushed your finger a little inside but that’s ok the soap didn’t get in there and now your head is spinning and you’re breathing hard AND THE HOT WATER RUNS OUT
Pro tip: if you turn up the water heater, you get more bootyhole time