Chippys_mittensit really do be like that
There’s no law saying guys can’t wear sundresses too
There’s no law saying women can’t wear propeller caps either
We could make Sundress and Propeller Hat the standard summer outfit, but we have failed as a society.
Cargo shorts are sexier though.
There is however a law against pitching a tent on someone else’s land, and the act of doing so does become more noticeable, maybe even more frequent, when men are walking around wearing dresses.
Skill issue, get good scrub
djdarren
BlueFootedPeteyYou been hitting the gym brother? I know you didnt muscle up like that with just calisthenics. Either way Im proud of you man, looking fit as fuck.
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Here, it seems.
Snot FlickermanI feel personally attacked.
Captain AggravatedI think that’s the idea.
MinnesotaGoddamLike, dance fight or kiss fight?
I will argue to the moon and back this is an issue of guys genuinely not having any good options at the store
Mmm, ehhhh, uhhhh, ahhh, I mean yeah, pretty much.
I want more options and they can be pretty hard to find unless you really know where to look.
What are you looking for that you’ve been unable to find?
The stuff I have been looking for is available at Nordstrom for like 300/shirt. Or 700/jacket I have this jacket I have been lusting over for A While Now. I have to wait for it to hit The Rack and then their discount rack and hope no one has bought the cool looking shit.
wiesonI completely agree. I mostly end up wearing band t-shirts now because my preferred style (long sleeved button downs with cool looking fabrics, rolled up sleeves - no, short sleeved button down shirts do not work they look goofy and are cut to a very different pattern. They aren’t sleek enough yes I know I’m fat and not sleek I don’t care) only comes in stupid plaid and stupider plaid. Fortunately I can get away with a sports coat over that since my current day job is musician.
ShellofbiomatterJust for clarification, i don’t really care about fashion, i prefer comfort and efficiency and bulk buying oversized t-shirts and sweatpants, shorts for summer, seem to be the absolute best for that purpose.
But, we do have the entire world at our fingertips. No need to be limited to whatever your local store offers.
but i must feel the fabric and inspect the stitching, like my mother and her mother before her
I shop from both men and women’s sections, while men have better fabrics and comfy stuff the colors are depressing. I mean they do have that occasional pink shirt that’s a statement but it’s rare to have happy colors as far as i can see. Of course I’m sure it depends on the budget and what kind of stores you have access to.
We can’t both care about the same things, and we don’t, by and large. But for those who do, there’s always Zara, lol. Get yourself a nice linen shirt and some Chino shorts, idk. 👍
Boomer Humor DoomergodSummer outfit is just winter outfit minus hoodie.
1/T = ∂S/∂U
ekZeppyou got some nice titties. bit hairy for my taste, but still.
Got them thangs thangin dude
Yeah I feel like when it comes to summer dress for guys it’s basically the shorts & t-shirt outfit accurately depicted in the meme, topless if you’re got the body/don’t-give-a-fuck, or white cotton shirt and trousers that make you look somewhere between wannabe boyband member and British pink-skinned colonist on a gap year.
If people have sensible options outside of that (man-kini does not count) please let us know below.
Linen and simple cuts
if i’m going in my swimmies i’m either putting on a speedo or going Napoleon style
Its a Tool Shirt… but… yeah, nailed it.
Or, get this, the poster is a guy who genuinely feels like this.
I can’t deny that I (as a guy) have often wondered what women see in us, because to me the vast majority of men are poorly dressed on top of looking like we don’t take care of ourselves.
Us? Don’t drag me in with you.
I’m straight up invisible to women.
you tell me that now???
That’s a stretch. I don’t need to hate someone (including myself) to deem them less attractive or just not my type.
And I honestly think that’s what’s at play here - straight guys are into women and will judge their appearance differently from how they judge the appearance of other men.
Perhaps we don’t collectively look like we dress poorly and barely take care of ourselves to women, as they likely look at other aspects of our physical appearance than we do
example of your point because i agree with it: i was out the other day. i was out of jeans so i put on khakis. i fucking hate khakis so these are old and nasty. i had two errands. one of them was to stop by the pet store and get cat food and the shirt store i like is near there so i thought i’d poke my head in and see if they had anything i liked enough that i could pretend I had enough money to buy. (they did not. it’s been a few years)
Lisa at the shirt store, she noticed right away that i was wearing my shitty khakis. First thing she said was something remarkably rude about them, i don’t remember because fuck you Lisa you don’t treat customers like that. I already knew they were ugly that’s why i hadn’t worn them in seven years.
Now, I went to high school with Lisa and she had a reputation for, how do i put this. You know the stereotype of the lesbian who broadcasts to everyone the vitriol with which she hates men? Lisa was that but not a lesbian (that i knew of) and hated everyone. I never learned of any disability, or remarkable personal difficulty, she just hated everyone and everything. But this is me she insulted. There’s so. damn. much. to choose from. She went straight for the pants. Those awful, awful pants. Either low hanging fruit or that’s what she was focusing on.
Anyways I pop in to grab cat food and there’s Quinn. Quinn immediately yells LOOK AT THOSE SHOES at me and we do a little dance by the register. (they are very nice shoes). Then I grabbed my cat food, biked back homo and gave the cat treats.
So yeah, that one day it was pants vs shoes.
Godeem
Literally shut the fuck up crybaby ass bitch
What do you mean
obnomus
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