Town cryers should be reintroduced, but for telling everyone what bin night it is.
Be the change that you want to see in the world. 
We need this.
Local bins missed recycling last Thursday and the village WhatsApp is incandescent.
@anon_opin donkey bray for compost bin
Possum scream for landfill bin
Ray Stevens It's Me Again Margaret for recycle bin
Recycling, compost, or garbage bins? They are not on the same schedule
Town Cryer would be an excellent name for a local newspaper or a local news site 🙂