Town cryers should be reintroduced, but for telling everyone what bin night it is.
@anon_opin Monday. It's in my profile.

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Be the change that you want to see in the world. 

We need this.

Local bins missed recycling last Thursday and the village WhatsApp is incandescent.

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@anon_opin donkey bray for compost bin

Possum scream for landfill bin

Ray Stevens It's Me Again Margaret for recycle bin

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Recycling, compost, or garbage bins? They are not on the same schedule

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Repurpose the ones we have. They can still do the ceremonial stuff.
I just don't believe they'd have any more idea than the contractors do.
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BUT rather than starting “oh yay, oh yay” they should be obliged to go “ah yeah” like a late ’80s dance tune.
@anon_opin [plague cryer voice] “bring out your bins”

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Town Cryer would be an excellent name for a local newspaper or a local news site 🙂