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NPR: A professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee is arrested for murder

@ai6yr ok how?

@ai6yr wow. Just wow.

@ai6yr asked the others to help him pull the dude out?

@ai6yr just frickin WOW

@ai6yr Wow, Beavis and Butthead have fallen far.

But guv, I’m armless! Can’t have been me! Ask them, they’re a propper tosser!

(Perhaps this works best if spoken with a cockney English Accent)

@ai6yr wait, you can be paid to play cornhole?

hey, if there's professional bowling and curling, i think pretty much anything is possible. :)

@ai6yr Those are definitely a bunch of words I never expected to see together.

@ai6yr No LLM could have generated that sentence.

@ai6yr Way to overcome your disability…?

@Cristobalm @ai6yr
Right? Yay for him, I guess.