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NPR: A professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee is arrested for murder

https://www.npr.org/2026/03/24/nx-s1-5759259/cornhole-amputee-dayton-webber-murder-arrest

@ai6yr

But guv, I’m armless! Can’t have been me! Ask them, they’re a propper tosser!

(Perhaps this works best if spoken with a cockney English Accent)