Is this bullshit. Sincere question, I can't tell

@mcc

it's going to give a lot of people some incredibly nasty farts, I'm sure....

@mcc I think they injected some magic from a spoon before designing the boxes.
@mcc i've seen some reviews that say it's gross

@forestine @mcc Can share that my husband @jdekg seems to really like Magic Spoon, and I like it okay too, especially the one that's trying to mimic Froot Loops. No indigestion or unpleasantness as far as I've experienced/observed. I think "pretty good" is a fair assessment.

Can't comment on Ghost cereal, though Ghost was among my favorite horrible energy drinks before my dentist gently bullied me into giving them up. So I want to think well of them but it's hard not to be skeptical.

@mcc gotta get kids ready for the corporate world by putting that soulless art style on cereal boxes
@mcc “lucky charms flavored” is an alarm bell sentence
@mhoye if i could get lucky charms with the mushrooms removed i'd eat it on purpose
@mcc @mhoye Marshmallows? I promise am only asking because I spent a minute trying to remember if there are mushrooms somehow
@griotspeak @mhoye i… meant… marshmallows… i'm trying now to figure out if mushrooms would be worse. i think worse. barely.
@mcc @griotspeak truly the luckiest of all possible charms
@mcc yes, even by the standards of breakfast cereals already being bullshit
@SnoopJ @mcc oh wow what kind of brand is Ghost anyway I thought it was just bro-chow
@grumpasaurus @SnoopJ @mcc energy drink, then they started selling inanely flavored protein powders.
@mcc as a non cereal eater, I don't know if I'm more confused by ghost or magic spoon
@mcc nvm. both shelves.
Bullshit in what sense? Like are they actually high in protein?

@griotspeak "is there a plausible notion of healthy nutrition where any of the four products in this photo could be a positive addition to one's life"

"is it likely"

@mcc I think that there is a low chance but I do think that there is a chance especially if you eat a bunch of high sugar cereal and these replacements are palatable. But I am so definitely not a nutritionist
@mcc @griotspeak useful if you work out maybe
@mcc magic spoon is the most disguising cereal I ever tasted!
Tastes like a mix of pure sugar and emptiness. I don’t even know how they do that when it’s supposed to be sugar free. The less bad was the cocoa one; it tasted like the Lacroix of Chocolate Puffs, ultra sugary with a vague chocolate essence.

@mcc I mean it is better than eating the 99% sugar and newspaper cereal, but it's still ultra processed and doesn't contain vitamins that your body can easily break down and use so the nutrition labels are pretty dishonest.
The protein supplement in processed "high protein" foods can upset your stomach pretty easily and don't provide quite as much benefit as other protein sources.

It's like 9 dollars for a small box, so personally I'd stick to granola.

@Tristan "would this make sense as a substitute for the chalk-like power bar i wolf down every morning" i guess is the question i meant. i guess that's not answerable without knowing what power bar i eat.

@mcc yea, probably about the same as most protein bars.

Nutrition nerd cereal alternative:
Overnight oats (traditional rolled oats soaked in almond milk overnight) with a scoop of protein powder (from whey isolate) and a scoop of peanut butter powder will provide 10x as much nutrition and fill you with energy. I prefer the taste and texture as it's less sweet, but maple syrup can be added.You just have to remember to soak it the night before or else microwave hot oats and protein powder (bleh).

@mcc I’ve seen Magic Spoon advertised as “grain-free cereal” which offended me on a semantic level
@arjache oh that's alarming

@mcc @arjache

this got me curious about what's in it and...oh no.

@mcc @arjache

Milk Protein Blend
Sweetener Blend
(Monk Fruit, Allulose)
Oil Blend (high-oleic sunflower and avocado oil)
Tapioca Starch
Chicory Root Inulin
Natural Flavors
Salt
Turmeric Extract
Spirulina Extract
Vegetable Juice

....what do you even call this lol

@arjache @mcc rebranding jello as "grain-free snack" (it's made from bones instead)
@bob @arjache @mcc does that count? The giant in Jack and the Beanstalk used bonemeal for baking

@arjache @mcc “Which offended me on a semantic level”

My people!

@arjache @mcc Ooh, a superset-free subset. That's just *shakes fist at sky*
@arjache @mcc I can usually work out what nonsense marketing statements are *supposed* to mean, or what loophole they use to get away with outright lies, but this one has me stumped ???
@mcc I don't know about "Ghost" but Magic Spoon is... not magical, by all accounts. "Scam" is one word that gets bandied around.

@mcc magic spoon has an off-putting flavor to me. I don't like the sweetener they use

I have no idea about ghost.

Protein cereal...I guess it depends on what protein they add.

Whey protein powder is an acquired taste but I use is in the low carb hot chocolate mix I make and it's easy to make taste ok

I bought some pea protein powder but haven't tried it yet.

@gabboman @mcc There is so so SO much potential in subverting corporate memphis

@mcc Everyone's all about the protein right now. I'm surprised there aren't stickers on packages of steak that say PROTEIN STEAK.

It's almost as if everything everyone was taught about how the body works in school was willfully forgotten, and now has to be re-injected by influencer-led marketing campaigns.