We have a mismatched spoon in our cutlery drawer that I detest. I've christened it the 'knobhead spoon' it gets given to whoever I deem the biggest knobhead sat at the table.
@fesshole when we were first married my wife and I would constantly run out of clean spoons, so we went to good will and stocked up. We have a couple of spoons monogrammed with a "B" therefore they are now the bitch/bastard spoons if you happen to get them. All in good fun, of course.