🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)Ugh, my legs are sore. Why can't I just take them off and put them on a rack to stretch out while I watch a movie or something? I'll just wear some unicycle undies in the meantime if I need to get around the house.
🏳️🌈 Bri 🌞🚴🌱✨@alice Lego mini figures really have it made ✨
@cargot_robbie yeah, but not having articulated fingers would be a bummer.
@alice oooh a true dealbreaker
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Aaron@alice ok but fr I do have a membership at Stretch Lab and once a week I go in and they just stretch my body for an hour and it's just glorious.
@harpaa01 wait, that's a thing??
@alice it absolutely is and I recommend trying it! They're stretching muscles I didn't even know I had.
I'm really tall and I sit for a living so my body just gets so inflexible. It's this incredible bit of joy when I am doing something around the house and bend way down to reach and suddenly realize that it's painless when I previously would have really felt something.
Also: you can likely use FSA dollars to pay for stretches.
Dave Alvarado@alice or get some really big arms you can walk around on, like Rebecca in Edgerunners.
@dave that would make reaching my tea on the coffee table easier.
AprazethOr, orrrrr, you could have someone give a nice massage, and setup a nice warm bath. Maybe add a scented candle or 2 for some really nice relaxing moments.
... And yes you can bring the Dino nuggies for some snacks in case you get peckish.
@Aprazeth are you volunteering..?
Wouldn't be the first time someone came over just to use the bath. Scented candles might be something I'd need to go and get, though I got enough regular ones.
And rubbing your legs to soothe the aches? If you prefer any massage oil or something you'd have to let me know or bring it along.
Plus, I got 2 Nintendo switches sooooo, there is Mario kart in it as well.
The Dino nuggies might be a thing because of my celiac though. Though I'm sure we can fix something :)