Ugh, my legs are sore. Why can't I just take them off and put them on a rack to stretch out while I watch a movie or something? I'll just wear some unicycle undies in the meantime if I need to get around the house.
Or, orrrrr, you could have someone give a nice massage, and setup a nice warm bath. Maybe add a scented candle or 2 for some really nice relaxing moments.
... And yes you can bring the Dino nuggies for some snacks in case you get peckish.