Somewhere at the French-Swiss border.

🛃 French border agent:
Excuse me sir, what is in the truck? Do you have anything to declare?

🚚 Truck driver: Just a cloud of 92 #antiprotons in an innovative portable cryogenic Penning trap.

🛃 French border agent: 🫠 🫠 🫠 I'm sorry, I think I owe you some money or something. I don't have the right form to deal with antimatter.

https://home.cern/news/press-release/experiments/base-experiment-cern-succeeds-transporting-antimatter

All I want for Christmas is a long-range A380-like aircraft powered by antimatter.

Too many wars have been fought over earth-destroying dinosaur juice.

@fj Did... did the Antonov/Dassault COOLER 🇪🇺 MRIYA of my dreams just get even cooler??

https://eupolicy.social/@Veza85UE/115956454973083084

@fj Where is good ol U235 in this graph?
@fj Sounds like you're throwing a Hail Mary.
@fj if only antimatter can energy efficient be created...
@fj you can pay the duties on antimatter with antimony
@fj appreciate them explaining their work in English. They’re so excited!

@nuthatch CERN has two official working languages: English and French.

And in practice on scientific matters, English is the leading language. Birth place of the Web too!
https://hr.web.cern.ch/language

@fj CERN can just smuggle anything through their own cross-border tunnel network no? :)
@jeroen "actually" the tunnel is strictly monitored and does not link the two CERN sites… been there, done that, seen the film. @fj

@fj And they said there were no plausible plots left for the Fast and Furious franchise!

Get in loser, we're going antimatter transport heisting!

@fj

If it got shipped to the USA, would there be an anti-tariff?

@AnnaAnthro