This cocktail is the current favourite in the executive bar at Mastodon Towers. The barman calls it the Āgra Tooth Discombobulator.

Half-fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Into this pour the juice of 2 cucumbers. Add 3 measures of bourbon, 2 measures of metaxa and 4 measures of white spirit. Top up with milk. Shake suggestively for 8 minutes, then strain into a copper mug. Bottoms up!

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