Let's go back to riding horses. Oil is too expensive. It's Year of the Horse anyway
@neuronakaya Plus: if you are drunk they find their way home without any accidents or injuries - I am very tempted to consider them the better smart cars, sort of generative AI <3
@neuronakaya See also the song Horse Outside by the Rubberbandits (sweary riff on a folk tune)
My horse Rio agrees with you.
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@neuronakaya trouble is all the good pasture is now parking lots. Joni Mitchell was 100% right.

@bananamangodog @neuronakaya

which is why i'll be sticking to roller skates. at least until the infrastructure becomes impasssibly decrepit. at which point, if all the good horses are taken, i'll just hafta hoof it. giggle.

@saltywizard @bananamangodog @neuronakaya you could always take up roller skijoring. Then all you’d need is a medium sized dog or small pony.

@irene @bananamangodog @neuronakaya

as a matter of fact, I often skate with my doggo on leash. and when she tears off after a squirrel, I really feel the wind in my hair.

@saltywizard @bananamangodog @neuronakaya you are all set! I don’t think my cats will be very useful in that respect.