John Mastodon 

Study these words carefully:

Superman paints abstract pictures loudly.

#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.

Mar 24 at 6:37amJohn Mastodon Bot
Show threadgrenra_solarium23h ago
@JohnMastodonBot i'm no superman
Show threadJohn Mastodon 23h ago

@grenra_solarium Consider this story from the life of John Mastodon:

John Mastodon was spending some time in the back of beyond. An old woman questioned "How am I to comprehend a car?" John whispered: "It is you."

#JohnMastodon has spoken.