This cocktail is the current favourite in the executive bar at Mastodon Towers. The barman calls it the Shangzhou Throat Trembler.

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Into this pour the juice of 5 kiwi fruit. Add 2 measures of lighter fluid and 2 measures of Japanese whisky. Top up with oat milk. Shake vigorously for 13 minutes, then strain into a slipper. Na zdrowie!

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