Kids these days are so lazy. They just do everything with apps. Order food with apps. Socialize with apps. Find girlfriend with apps.

Back in my day you had to boot up your whole computer and log into a website to do that stuff.

@existentialcomics the trick was: only turn off the CRT. 😉
They way it was "off" according to Mom.

Follow me for other tips like: Keeping a backup NES controller hidden for when it's bed time and your parent takes away the one controller they know about so you can sleep.