John Regehr15h ago

possibly the most deranged zillow listing

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6160-Carrollton-Ave-Indianapolis-IN-46220/1245994_zpid/

Show threadLindsey Kuper
@regehr tag urself, I'm the...the...the d-driveway lined with giant sub sandwiches???
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Show threadandrew blinn14h ago
@lindsey @regehr vaguely disturbing in that one how the ground level of the drive raises about 2 feet... what are they hiding under there??
Show threadJohn Regehr13h ago
@disconcision @lindsey entire sequence is just remarkably cursed
Show thread😀🚲14h ago
@lindsey @regehr I'm A Dozen Guys Named Jim Smoking and Drinking and Wearing a Hat?
Show threadLindsey Kuper14h ago
@enobacon @regehr I changed my mind, I'm Giraffe Chef
Show thread😀🚲14h ago
@lindsey @regehr wait no I'm All Your Friends' Bikes Laying in the Driveway... ETA: "lined with giant sub sandwiches???" 😆
Show threadDan Ports13h ago
@lindsey @enobacon @regehr I just want to point out that every zookeeper I've ever talked to has commented on how absolutely neurotic giraffes are, totally unsuitable for a high-pressure kitchen atmosphere
Show threadJohn Regehr13h ago
@lindsey
Show threadPozorvlak12h ago
@regehr @lindsey ... why does it have one red boot?
Show threadAbhijit Menon-Sen11h ago
@pozorvlak Don't be fooled by the affable expression! That's the ass-kicking boot, it sees regular use. 🙂
Show threadInsecurity Princess 🌈💖🔥11h ago
@amenonsen @pozorvlak arguably, the brown boot is the ass kicking boot