John Regehr

possibly the most deranged zillow listing

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6160-Carrollton-Ave-Indianapolis-IN-46220/1245994_zpid/

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Show threadG. Wozniak8h ago
@regehr Rubber ducky, you're the one...
Show threadaburka 🫣8h ago
@regehr bleh it's AI though isn't it, based on how obvious it is in the other image pairs
Show threadG. Wozniak8h ago
@aburka @regehr It's clearly slop, but, like... what... the hell?
Show threadG. Wozniak7h ago
@aburka @regehr What am I supposed to take away from a shot that looks like an anachronistic bar from the 19th century, followed by Ewoks in the kitchen with a driveway that can only be described as "memorabilia of local children killed on the road"?
Show threadaburka 🫣7h ago
@gwozniak @regehr okay so I hate AI but to steelman this tactic, it does give me a sense of how big the rooms are, which is hard to judge without furniture? Unless of course the slop is distorting that and giving me a false impression
Show threadG. Wozniak7h ago
@aburka @regehr I'm not convinced the house is even real.
Show threadJohn Regehr7h ago
@gwozniak @aburka Indianapolis isn't even real, as far as most of us know
Show threadG. Wozniak7h ago
@regehr @aburka As I recall, it's a suburb of Atlantis.
Show threadJohn Regehr7h ago
@aburka @gwozniak the weird AI furniture that a realtor put in my dad in law's house appeared to be floating like 2 feet off the ground, in case that helps
Show threadaburka 🫣7h ago
@regehr @gwozniak more like faketor
Show threadJohn Regehr7h ago
@aburka of course
Show threadRay Lee7h ago
@regehr and here i thought giraffes were herbivores
Show threadash7h ago
@regehr They are good roommates.
Show threadJosh Simmons7h ago

@regehr the strangest part is that the weird wall texturing is real

edit: picture of the right house not the also weird neighbor

Show threadLindsey Kuper7h ago
@regehr tag urself, I'm the...the...the d-driveway lined with giant sub sandwiches???
Show threadandrew blinn7h ago
@lindsey @regehr vaguely disturbing in that one how the ground level of the drive raises about 2 feet... what are they hiding under there??
Show threadJohn Regehr6h ago
@disconcision @lindsey entire sequence is just remarkably cursed
Show thread😀🚲7h ago
@lindsey @regehr I'm A Dozen Guys Named Jim Smoking and Drinking and Wearing a Hat?
Show threadLindsey Kuper7h ago
@enobacon @regehr I changed my mind, I'm Giraffe Chef
Show thread😀🚲6h ago
@lindsey @regehr wait no I'm All Your Friends' Bikes Laying in the Driveway... ETA: "lined with giant sub sandwiches???" 😆
Show threadDan Ports6h ago
@lindsey @enobacon @regehr I just want to point out that every zookeeper I've ever talked to has commented on how absolutely neurotic giraffes are, totally unsuitable for a high-pressure kitchen atmosphere
Show threadJohn Regehr6h ago
@lindsey
Show threadPozorvlak4h ago
@regehr @lindsey ... why does it have one red boot?
Show threadAbhijit Menon-Sen4h ago
@pozorvlak Don't be fooled by the affable expression! That's the ass-kicking boot, it sees regular use. 🙂
Show threadInsecurity Princess 🌈💖🔥3h ago
@amenonsen @pozorvlak arguably, the brown boot is the ass kicking boot
Show threadAshton Wiersdorf6h ago
@regehr dude that’s the *tamest* photo from the listing
Show threadStephen Collins3h ago
Hey @weirdestate this is pretty deranged. Very your areas.