local conservative tabloid guy tried to "investigate a local mosque for being overcrowded in violation of the fire code"

He did so by showing up to the mosque on Eid, trying to force his way in, and carrying a sword.

He swears up and down he wasn't going to use the sword, he just had it for some reason.

I, too, own a sword.

Do you think that I could win the rights to his tabloid in a duel of flesh and steel? I mean, I'm sure I could beat him in a fight but do you think he would have to legally hand over the reigns to me after proving I have the divine right as proven in combat?