We have already won the war in IRN sector!
& We are currently winning the war!
& We don't need any help to win the war!
& We need our coward allies to help us win the war!
& We need to raise 200 Billion credits to win the war!
& There is no war and never was!

Any claims to the contrary are treason.

#paranoia #trump #war #ttrpg #satire

@Computer paranoia could now be referred to as pre-catastrophe humor, and the world needs something even more contradictory to currently stated values. It's not enough to have 5 lives. Players should have unlimited lives, and the game be so brutal, that the first person to negotiate release from this lament configuration is the winner.
@Computer War is peace & Computer is our friend.