da_667

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Migueldeicaza/116278938862268753

They don't want to tell you this, but the TSA jungle juice that is made from all the bottles over 2.5ml that everyone has to pour before taking their shoes off for TSA feet pics is the key to eternal life.

Mar 23 at 5:01pmWeb
Show threadda_667Mar 23
quaff deeply. live forever.
Show threadda_667Mar 23
they sell the feet pics, pass it on.
Show threadschrotthaufenMar 23
@da_667 I wouldn’t put it past them…
Show threadInsiderTreatMar 23
@da_667 Oh my god. That's disgusting. Selling feet pics online? Where?
Show threadda_667Mar 23
@InsiderTreat precheckedfeet.gov
Show threadDROP\ TABLE Hacker of EarthseaMar 23
@da_667 looks down at feet lol
Show threadPaul_IPv6Mar 23

@da_667

it only *feels* like forever. :)

Show threadA wizard did it  🇨🇦Mar 23
@da_667 "Fast pass through security if you drink the jungle juice" should be an international rule.
Show threadFritz AdalisMar 23
@da_667
TIL the key to eternal life is Legionnaire's disease.
Show threadGraham Sutherland / PolynomialMar 23
@FritzAdalis @da_667 with a bit of Kuru sprinkled in for good measure