Perfect Butterfly Angel

sometimes, i think about the extremely evil controlling culty far right christian enviroment i grew up in, and wonder what my life could have been if i hadn't been in hell...

what? abuse? no this ain't about that. this is about not having 200 bad christian children's songs stuck in my head forever

Mar 23 at 4:46pmWeb
Show threadPerfect Butterfly Angel21h ago
yeah yeah it sucks that i was raised to feel ashamed of everything about myself but that's like, i'm learning to live with it and grow past it. you know what i can't live with? hearing a kidz-bop-but-about-jesus version of YMCA every single time that song comes on. it's like being in hell
Show threadPerfect Butterfly Angel21h ago
idk about religion do what you want but if you play this shit for your kids you maybe should go to prison. do you realize what you're doing. just reading this feels like a war crime, now imagine having it stuck in your head as the default lyrics for your entire fucking life.
Show threadcloacular21h ago
@junebug i like "kind of" here. having to match the syllable count veered into bordering on heresy by minimizing his loyalty to jesus
Show threadcloacular21h ago
@junebug also i dont remember Any of the words but i do remember that my church trying to teach us a Christian version of Put A Banana In Your Ear from charlie the unicorn 2 was like. a thing that happened. but thankfully 0% of it stuck.
Show threadYza21h ago

@junebug the "hide" button cutting off the text makes my brain autocomplete the title as "I Love Apostates"

and you know what? same, bestie

Show threadNero Villagallos O'Reilly20h ago
@junebug the fact that they are STILL releasing albums and put out !!!THREE!!!! last year is baffling
Show threadElectric Gremlin21h ago
@junebug Old Veggietales songs feel like something trying to activate a sleeper agent program in my brain and I violently reject the concept of hearing them. It's kind of uncanny.
Show threadPerfect Butterfly Angel21h ago
@trysdyn at least with veggietales MOST of the songs were silly things about cheesburgers and pirates. it can be so so so much worse.
Show threadElectric Gremlin21h ago

@junebug Oh yes it can be worse. I fortunately dodged Gerbert by not being Of That Time.

And yeah the weird remixes always felt so... forced? Low quality? I dunno.