sometimes, i think about the extremely evil controlling culty far right christian enviroment i grew up in, and wonder what my life could have been if i hadn't been in hell...

what? abuse? no this ain't about that. this is about not having 200 bad christian children's songs stuck in my head forever

yeah yeah it sucks that i was raised to feel ashamed of everything about myself but that's like, i'm learning to live with it and grow past it. you know what i can't live with? hearing a kidz-bop-but-about-jesus version of YMCA every single time that song comes on. it's like being in hell
@junebug Old Veggietales songs feel like something trying to activate a sleeper agent program in my brain and I violently reject the concept of hearing them. It's kind of uncanny.
@trysdyn at least with veggietales MOST of the songs were silly things about cheesburgers and pirates. it can be so so so much worse.

@junebug Oh yes it can be worse. I fortunately dodged Gerbert by not being Of That Time.

And yeah the weird remixes always felt so... forced? Low quality? I dunno.