Mastodawn

sometimes, i think about the extremely evil controlling culty far right christian enviroment i grew up in, and wonder what my life could have been if i hadn't been in hell...

what? abuse? no this ain't about that. this is about not having 200 bad christian children's songs stuck in my head forever

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Perfect Butterfly Angel 1d ago

yeah yeah it sucks that i was raised to feel ashamed of everything about myself but that's like, i'm learning to live with it and grow past it. you know what i can't live with? hearing a kidz-bop-but-about-jesus version of YMCA every single time that song comes on. it's like being in hell

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Perfect Butterfly Angel 1d ago

idk about religion do what you want but if you play this shit for your kids you maybe should go to prison. do you realize what you're doing. just reading this feels like a war crime, now imagine having it stuck in your head as the default lyrics for your entire fucking life.

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cloacular 1d ago

@junebug i like "kind of" here. having to match the syllable count veered into bordering on heresy by minimizing his loyalty to jesus

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cloacular

@junebug also i dont remember Any of the words but i do remember that my church trying to teach us a Christian version of Put A Banana In Your Ear from charlie the unicorn 2 was like. a thing that happened. but thankfully 0% of it stuck.