Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard

WASHINGTON—Opening his eyes after nodding off for several minutes at his desk in the Oval Office, President Donald Trump is said to have awoken Friday from a beautiful dream about kissing an underage girl only to find himself being licked in the face by a St. Bernard. “Oh ye…
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