neidu36d ago

If I were to throw a live flightless bird as hard as I can, would it be safe and unharmed provided I threw it forward or up, and I held it as gently as I could during the throw?

https://sh.itjust.works/post/57263892

If I were to throw a live flightless bird as hard as I can, would it be safe and unharmed provided I threw it forward or up, and I held it as gently as I could during the throw? - sh.itjust.works

I am wondering if cock-tossing could be a viable sport if all competitors (cock-fondlers) prioritized animal wellbeing over winning.

Show threadSaneMartigan
No. Although a rooster has limited flight. A penguin would be fucked.
Mar 23 at 10:49amWeb
Show threadneidu36d ago
Yeah, I forgot to specify that I was thinking of birds that can maneuver into a soft landing. I think penguins are dealing with enough already anyway.
Show threadAda6d ago
Try and throw a cassowary
Show threadtacocollector26d ago
I don’t think we’ll hear back from them
Show threadWeeSheep6d ago

I don’t think of a penguin as semi flightless, i believe it’s considered flightless. A chicken would be semi-flightless.

I’ve had chickens explicitly enjoy being tossed and thrown so they could do a soft landing. They ran up to me over and over and once picked up either went for a cuddle or wings wide in anticipation.

Show threadtacocollector26d ago
That’s adorable
Show threadneidu36d ago
It’s worth noting that I edited in the “semi” prefix after they replied, because while that’s what I meant, the unedited post made it seem like I wanted to toss ostriches around.