neidu36d ago

If I were to throw a live flightless bird as hard as I can, would it be safe and unharmed provided I threw it forward or up, and I held it as gently as I could during the throw?

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If I were to throw a live flightless bird as hard as I can, would it be safe and unharmed provided I threw it forward or up, and I held it as gently as I could during the throw? - sh.itjust.works

I am wondering if cock-tossing could be a viable sport if all competitors (cock-fondlers) prioritized animal wellbeing over winning.

Show threadSaneMartigan6d ago
No. Although a rooster has limited flight. A penguin would be fucked.
Show threadWeeSheep6d ago

I don’t think of a penguin as semi flightless, i believe it’s considered flightless. A chicken would be semi-flightless.

I’ve had chickens explicitly enjoy being tossed and thrown so they could do a soft landing. They ran up to me over and over and once picked up either went for a cuddle or wings wide in anticipation.

Show threadtacocollector2
That’s adorable
Mar 23 at 1:58pmWeb