neidu3Mar 23

If I were to throw a live flightless bird as hard as I can, would it be safe and unharmed provided I threw it forward or up, and I held it as gently as I could during the throw?

https://sh.itjust.works/post/57263892

If I were to throw a live flightless bird as hard as I can, would it be safe and unharmed provided I threw it forward or up, and I held it as gently as I could during the throw? - sh.itjust.works

I am wondering if cock-tossing could be a viable sport if all competitors (cock-fondlers) prioritized animal wellbeing over winning.

Show threadSaneMartiganMar 23
No. Although a rooster has limited flight. A penguin would be fucked.
Show threadneidu3Mar 23
Yeah, I forgot to specify that I was thinking of birds that can maneuver into a soft landing. I think penguins are dealing with enough already anyway.
Show threadAda
Try and throw a cassowary
Mar 23 at 12:11pmWeb
Show threadtacocollector2Mar 23
I don’t think we’ll hear back from them