TotallynotJessica1d ago

Rule: Elon Musk is so rich that

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/40284809

Blåhaj Lemmy - Choose Your Interface

Show threadmacniel
What happens in September?
Mar 23 at 8:25amWeb
Show threadOwOarchist1d ago
Nice try, FBI. Nice try.
Show threadgegil1d ago
Me and TotallynotJessica go to united states under a fake identity to kidnap elon musk, but thats a secret.
Show threadmacniel1d ago
Oh I see, your secret’s safe with my indifference.
Show threadRamenJunkie6h ago
I already forgot what we were discussing.
Show threadmacniel4h ago
Who the Eff are you?
Show threadfartographer2h ago
The Fartographer. It literally says it on my profile over in that direction where you see my profile info. ⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️↖️↘️↗️↙️ One of those arrows is probably correct.
Show threadTotallynotJessica1d ago
For legal and safety reasons, this is a joke :3
Show threadHonytawk4h ago
Or is it?
Show threadTotallynotJessica21m ago
It is. I have absolutely zero combat ability.
Show threadDenvil1d ago
Plane.
Show threadekZepp1d ago
Not sure. I just hope it’s lethal.
Show threadwowwoweowza4h ago
I’m pretty sure we need to engage new VPN for the answer to this. But I am curious.