TotallynotJessica

Rule: Elon Musk is so rich that

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Mar 23 at 7:12amWeb
Show threadRedSnt 🧩♂️👓🖥️1d ago
I swear I was on mushrooms for a second there…
Show threadjoelfromaus2h ago
My brain was skipping like a vinyl for a moment.
Show threadSlab_Bulkhead1d ago
Show threadLlamatron1d ago
Needs more ‘Elon Musk is so rich that’
Show threadTotallynotJessica1d ago
Done!
Show threadgegil1d ago
elon musk is so rich that his wealth collapses into an economical black hole
Show threadmacniel1d ago
What happens in September?
Show threadOwOarchist1d ago
Nice try, FBI. Nice try.
Show threadgegil1d ago
Me and TotallynotJessica go to united states under a fake identity to kidnap elon musk, but thats a secret.
Show threadmacniel1d ago
Oh I see, your secret’s safe with my indifference.
Show threadTotallynotJessica21h ago
For legal and safety reasons, this is a joke :3
Show threadDenvil1d ago
Plane.
Show threadekZepp1d ago
Not sure. I just hope it’s lethal.
Show threadgegil1d ago
Me and TotallynotJessica go to united states under a fake identity to kidnap elon musk, but thats a secret.
Show threadTheEEEdiot22h ago
!RemindMe
Show threadkrisevol22h ago
He doesn’t have that much cash. He would have to sell a lot of stocks or assets to do this.
Show threadGalacticSushi22h ago
I think he could go missing on September 20th, 2026 for free if he really wanted to
Show threadSaveTheTuaHawk21h ago
He’s so rich…he doesn’t have enough cash to buy a cappuccino in Rome.
Show threadZILtoid19913h ago
Fingers crossed!