Cactuar Joe"My heart is full of courage! But I have very cowardly legs."
And ankles of indifference, and toes full of ambivilence. The elbows are full of pastrami, just in case. #Monsterdon
You have to give a presentation? What is this, the mystical DMV? #Monsterdon
Oh dang, well's full of sunshine. Oh, no, sorry. Woke up Oscar the Grouch. #Monsterdon
Yeah yeah, true evil lies in the hearts of mankind, can I have a towel? You're spitting all over. #Monsterdon
♫ Go north, young Sinbad ♪ #Monsterdon
And THAT is why you never touch anything but the lamp. #Monsterdon
NOOOO, NOT OUR LITTLE SQUEAKY FRIEND! #Monsterdon
...oh come on, really? You were doing so well, movie :/ #Monsterdon
I can't tell if these Tribesmen are green or if it's just the shitty compositing :/ #Monsterdon
Flash mobs are so weird. #Monsterdon
He's really more of a chemist build than a wizard, huh. #Monsterdon
Okay, damn, Harry. We get it. You're the shit, you're the OG, we get it. #Monsterdon
Harryhausen just fucking stunting on us for like a solid minute 9_9 #Monsterdon
Aw yeah, gimme that sweet sweet six armed combat :D #Monsterdon
We are getting a WHOLE big slice of Harryhausen here :D #Monsterdon
Sinbad's running out of flankers, gonna lose Advantage on these attacks. #Monsterdon
"Once again we see that there is nothing you can have that I cannot take away." #Monsterdon
"A shame the Hovitos don't know you like I do, Belloc." #Monsterdon
Yeah yeah, everybody wants to grab Caroline Munroe, but most of us have more tact about it than this >_> #Monsterdon
All this way and they STILL FOUND A RANCOR PIT TO THROW HER IN #Monsterdon
Oh come on, fisheye lens on the chest is cheating. #Monsterdon
Oh he's gooey. #Monsterdon
Meanwhile Tom's just, like, ambling off. No rush, right? #Monsterdon
Oh, the skeletons again. Nice to see they got work after And The Argonauts, even if it's just as set dressing. #Monsterdon
And THAT's why Wither is a shitty mechanic! #Monsterdon #ButIKidTheMTGPlayers
Something something the self-defeating nature of evil #Monsterdon
"And the prize?"
Yeah, don't worry, it just means he'll have an extra phase at the final boss fight. It's de rigeur. #Monsterdon
Whoops, piss fountain #Monsterdon
Tom turns around and Sinbad goes WHOA POOPY #Monsterdon
See, the gods of evil listen to me, I'm special nah nah nah #Monsterdon
Damn nikki your bobbies #Monsterdon
Okay okay hold up, we officially have Too Many Threats here
Harry, you are just STUNTING on us and it is NOT HELPING this film! #Monsterdon
Tom like "TOO CLOSE TOO CLOSE" #Monsterdon
Tom's got such a great sinister smirk. #Monsterdon
Cyclops-o-Vision #Monsterdon
OH IT *STINGS* IT *STINGS*! #Monsterdon
Yep, that's phase two. I'm assuming at some point he's gonna grow one angel wing. #Monsterdon
Whoops, Tom'd too close to the sun. #Monsterdon
And now the third prize -- an infinite geyser of cherry Kool-aid #Monsterdon
Nice hat. #Monsterdon
See, it even fits. #Monsterdon
Oh, nice. Killing the Koopa Kid returned the king to his normal form. #Monsterdon
Yeah I think I'm taking my camel outta here. Good job, people, just one last task as always;
Was THE GOLDEN VOYAGE OF SINBAD (1974) the WORST #MONSTERDON MOVIE of the year?
God yes, enough about the camel
It wasn't that bad.
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KSHernandez ♊(she/her/they)@CactuarJoe Hey, with the things I've seen? This is Oscar worthy. #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad 🎥🍿
Bryan Howell@CactuarJoe It's better than bad, it's good!