#Monsterdon is a weekly fediverse community event (Sundays @ 9 PM ET) where a bunch of folks watch a monster/SF movie of some description in sync with each other and post about it. Partial list of past movies: https://wiki.neuromatch.social/Monsterdon#Movie_List

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Watch thread: THE GOLDEN VOYAGE OF SINBAD (1973)

wow, 2 minutes to stop-motion

a #Monsterdon record?

already the orientalism is wearing on me but at least it's shot competently

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the spinning prop treasure on a bit of string flying towards the camera while spinning is very cute, 70s core VFX for sure

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we're getting truly spoiled by VFX in this first 10 min, expecting the movie to pump the brakes on us sometime here unless this budget was enormous

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the budget was $982,351 dollars (1973 dollars) according to Wikipedia

ETA: that's about $7M today.

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a random website tells me the average film budget in 1978 was about $5M, and Wikipedia points out that this movie coming in just shy of $1M was a small budget for the time

in light of this, I'm pleasantly surprised by how much value they're getting on their money. really effective filmmaking tbh

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Wikipedia says the film grossed $11M, so as far as all movies are investment schemes that produce entertainment as a side effect, this one was a damned fine exercise, 10Xing the budget ain't nothing to sniff at

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"It's a race then, a duel!"

Oh, the drama! 

I'm on-board with this.

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Regarding the proverb given in this movie: "Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel", it seems to be a translation of a real hadith

https://islamqa.info/en/answers/270017

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Is it obligatory to entrust all our affairs to Allah? - Islam Question & Answer

Islam-QA

[terrible accents intensify]

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If anybody is personally familiar with the text of "Sinbad the Sailor" I would love to know more about how this movie follows or deviates from myth.

That kind of analysis has been some of my favorite posting in this little series on ancient mythology we've got going

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The day for night is… WOOF

But isn't it always?

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kid understands what's up, he doesn't want to get Harryhausen-ed and promptly splits

Meanwhile, #Monsterdon roaring with approval as the big wooden lady kills a guy

statue starts doing the backstroke

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"Mandrake root and a few chemicals is all that is needed"

is a real "and now, MAXIMUM ENERGY" type line IMO

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surely we've seen blood magick on #Monsterdon before, but I cannot recall another time off-hand?

anyway, this is cool

oh my god I love the little scared demon homunculus birth and training sequence so much???

when your actual power as a villain is just good creature caretaking

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"Dangerous? Dangerous?! You never told me it would be dangerous!"

[with shit-eating grin] "You didn't ask"

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Really impressed by the pacing so far. Bit past the halfway mark and the stakes are pretty well-established and we've had multiple bits of drama to fill out our second act, and here comes the setup for the third.

All in all I'm impressed by how well every part of this movie is functioning to draw the viewer into the drama (modulo the brownface)

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Cool caverns πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ

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this puzzle could have been an e-mail

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> GO NORTH

You can't go North yet, this Guy is still yakkin'.

> LISTEN to Guy

*Sigh*. If we must.

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"Come on, men, trust in Allah!"

[pants fall down, men burst into laughter]

"…but tie up your camel"

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I enjoy how we have a failson who is inspired to courage etc. by Adventure

underused trope IMO

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tfw the thief kills your homunculus twice

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and now for your federally-mandated racism interlude

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"Mightier than thou am I"

holy shit Tom Baker gets some hard lines in this movie

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WOW

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Buckle your swashes, here we go now

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y'all were making star wars jokes before, but now here's general grievous

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BRAVO to Harryhausen et al. Flowers for the VFX crew! πŸ’πŸ’πŸ‘

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I love these multi-monster movies where #Monsterdon is losing its mind for the Creatures and just when I think it's crested, a new Creature emerges

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their hands are also smoking after sliding down that rope like that

OW

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HAHAHA the chest exploded

incredible stuff

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ohhh he wasn't worried about getting his vital life-force drained because the treasure at the end of the mcguffin path was the fountain of youth

huh

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Koura, who turned water into piss

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ANOTHER CREATURE HAS ENTERED THE FILM

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Monster on Monster gives me #MonsterdonBingo

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VFX continuing to flex all over this movie πŸ‘πŸ‘

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Koura's youthful fountain of piss has turned purple, it's time for more sabre swashbuckling, but this time the villain has the power of Chroma Key

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the fountain of piss turns briefly to a fountain of blood, before reflecting an absolutely dripped-out version of Sinbad

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I gotta be honest with you Sinbad that is lookin kinda like a crown of ordinary riches to me

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okay, I stand corrected, this crown heals burn wounds

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The crew fucks off into the ocean with one last "Trust in Allah (but tie up your camel)"

That was a lot of fun!

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@SnoopJ oh man I'm definitely using this as a template for future movie memes
@aburka here's a blank
@SnoopJ oh no I meant the other half lol
@aburka oh 

@aburka I mislaid my archival copy of the one of these I did for FRANKENSTEIN VS THE SPACE MONSTER, unfortunately

perhaps I should recreate it

@SnoopJ But the guy gets his beard back.
@SnoopJ huzzah! πŸŽ‰ πŸŽ‰ πŸŽ‰
@SnoopJ i feel like Harryhausen plays a subtle trick where he makes the animation smoother as the movie progresses #monsterdon