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Watch thread: THE GOLDEN VOYAGE OF SINBAD (1973)

wow, 2 minutes to stop-motion

a #Monsterdon record?

already the orientalism is wearing on me but at least it's shot competently

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the spinning prop treasure on a bit of string flying towards the camera while spinning is very cute, 70s core VFX for sure

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we're getting truly spoiled by VFX in this first 10 min, expecting the movie to pump the brakes on us sometime here unless this budget was enormous

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the budget was $982,351 dollars (1973 dollars) according to Wikipedia

ETA: that's about $7M today.

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a random website tells me the average film budget in 1978 was about $5M, and Wikipedia points out that this movie coming in just shy of $1M was a small budget for the time

in light of this, I'm pleasantly surprised by how much value they're getting on their money. really effective filmmaking tbh

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Wikipedia says the film grossed $11M, so as far as all movies are investment schemes that produce entertainment as a side effect, this one was a damned fine exercise, 10Xing the budget ain't nothing to sniff at

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"It's a race then, a duel!"

Oh, the drama! 

I'm on-board with this.

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Regarding the proverb given in this movie: "Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel", it seems to be a translation of a real hadith

https://islamqa.info/en/answers/270017

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Is it obligatory to entrust all our affairs to Allah? - Islam Question & Answer

Islam-QA

[terrible accents intensify]

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If anybody is personally familiar with the text of "Sinbad the Sailor" I would love to know more about how this movie follows or deviates from myth.

That kind of analysis has been some of my favorite posting in this little series on ancient mythology we've got going

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The day for night is… WOOF

But isn't it always?

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kid understands what's up, he doesn't want to get Harryhausen-ed and promptly splits

Meanwhile, #Monsterdon roaring with approval as the big wooden lady kills a guy

statue starts doing the backstroke

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"Mandrake root and a few chemicals is all that is needed"

is a real "and now, MAXIMUM ENERGY" type line IMO

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surely we've seen blood magick on #Monsterdon before, but I cannot recall another time off-hand?

anyway, this is cool

oh my god I love the little scared demon homunculus birth and training sequence so much???

when your actual power as a villain is just good creature caretaking

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"Dangerous? Dangerous?! You never told me it would be dangerous!"

[with shit-eating grin] "You didn't ask"

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Really impressed by the pacing so far. Bit past the halfway mark and the stakes are pretty well-established and we've had multiple bits of drama to fill out our second act, and here comes the setup for the third.

All in all I'm impressed by how well every part of this movie is functioning to draw the viewer into the drama (modulo the brownface)

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Cool caverns πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ

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this puzzle could have been an e-mail

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> GO NORTH

You can't go North yet, this Guy is still yakkin'.

> LISTEN to Guy

*Sigh*. If we must.

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"Come on, men, trust in Allah!"

[pants fall down, men burst into laughter]

"…but tie up your camel"

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I enjoy how we have a failson who is inspired to courage etc. by Adventure

underused trope IMO

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tfw the thief kills your homunculus twice

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and now for your federally-mandated racism interlude

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"Mightier than thou am I"

holy shit Tom Baker gets some hard lines in this movie

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WOW

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Buckle your swashes, here we go now

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@SnoopJ I think it's usually dressed up as being blood-scienc instead of explicitly magical

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@SnoopJ Yeah, this is a good'un
@SnoopJ *files put 1001 Arabian Nights on my reading list*

@Newpa_Hasai true!!

I have been trying to cultivate a short fiction reading habit of late, to get back to very consistent reading. I wonder how long the folktales are typically

@SnoopJ I've been on a bit of mythology kick recently, and depending on the story and tradition, anywhere from a paragraph to hundreds of pages. I want to say that ones that exist more as literature are longer. (Usually. Homer's an exception)

Also, I swear the line between folktales and fantasy is actually fuzzy.

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As much as I hate AI, a comprehensive analysis of this movie script as it compares to all references to the myth of Sinbad sounds like a mission for ChatGPT…

@djg hard pass, reading a critical analysis that nobody could be bothered to write sounds like hell
@SnoopJ It’s been a while since I’ve read the Sinbad stories, but so far I’m recognizing exactly zero except for the name Sinbad and the sailing thing
@SnoopJ Well, this seems to be set after Sinbad's famous voyages...
I'll let you know if I spot anything that reminds me of the original.

@SnoopJ wellllllll um I guess the the one eyed giant was a small callback to one of Sinbad's adventures (Also shared with Jason, same guy basically in some ways) where Sinbad and his men are trapped by a Cyclops in a cave. But in that case Sinbad, and incidentally Jason does too, blinds the Cyclops, and then escapes the cave by hiding under the Cyclops's sheep and go out when the sheep are let out to graze.

None of that here.