I'll tell you what, Lindsey. You do it. You, and I mean you, bodily, with your ancient bones go invade the island fight on the beach, try to run up in the mountains. We'll put a little webcam on you and see how it goes. Have fun and run along.
@futurebird I'm sure all his fantasies are about getting captured by those strong sexy Muslim men who will have their way with him.
@futurebird Imagine how infrequently we'd go to war if politicians were required to fight the first month of the war they started. Hell, the first day would probably do it.

@lucy_stoner

Are you not MEN! Fight! Fight for what you believe in!

@lucy_stoner @futurebird Medieval kings used to lead their armies into battle. I think it led to a lot of last minute negotiations and peace treaties once they saw the enemies' strength.
@futurebird they are going to kharg island to ... um open the strait of hormuz ... but they'll have to go through strait of hormuz to ... reach the island ... i kind of lost the plot at that point

@mahadevank

It's going to be full of booby traps.