I'll tell you what, Lindsey. You do it. You, and I mean you, bodily, with your ancient bones go invade the island fight on the beach, try to run up in the mountains. We'll put a little webcam on you and see how it goes. Have fun and run along.
@futurebird Imagine how infrequently we'd go to war if politicians were required to fight the first month of the war they started. Hell, the first day would probably do it.

@lucy_stoner

Are you not MEN! Fight! Fight for what you believe in!