myrmepropagandistI'll tell you what, Lindsey. You do it. You, and I mean you, bodily, with your ancient bones go invade the island fight on the beach, try to run up in the mountains. We'll put a little webcam on you and see how it goes. Have fun and run along.
Mike McCaffrey 
@futurebird I'm sure all his fantasies are about getting captured by those strong sexy Muslim men who will have their way with him.