I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

#Monsterdon

Fetch me a bow. Boys, it’s dinner time!

#Monsterdon

Omar, you’ve gone and done it, now!

#Monsterdon

That creature looked so much bigger when it was up in the sky. Turns out, it’s very tiny.

#Monsterdon

Captain with the nip slip!

#Monsterdon

We’re not even 5 minutes into this film, and it’s already trippy as fuck.

#Monsterdon

“I’m givin’ her all I got, cap’n! She cannae take much more! She’s breaking up!”

“Scotty, hold on just a little longer.”

#Monsterdon

Is there a story here, yet?

#Monsterdon

They keep speaking in proverbs, and it's driving me nuts.

#Monsterdon

So, Sinbad has the amulet, which he covets so much, which makes them allies against the former owner of the amulet?

WTF? Why isn't Sinbad now his enemy? Or is this because he thinks Sinbad is pretty much a pushover and will give him the amulet?

#Monsterdon

Wait. Where’s Sinbad’s crew? Did he just leave them behind?

#Monsterdon

Dude, the room’s bugged!

#Monsterdon

This movie was made during a time when the US was much more tolerant of other cultures.

#Monsterdon

Oh, so this has become a rally race movie?

#Monsterdon

Is this man literally selling his son?

#Monsterdon

“Is that a tattoo of an eye on your hand?”

“No. I just like drawing it on my hand when I’m bored in class.”

#Monsterdon

“No matter what I sell you, you must take my son.”

#Monsterdon

So, I guess his crew was waiting for him this whole time?

#Monsterdon

“Every voyage has its own flavor. This one is strong with cardamom.”

#Monsterdon

The mythical island of lemurs!

#Monsterdon

Kid, you’re never going home.

#Monsterdon

“No human being has the right to own another.”

How progressive of Sinbad in this era.

#Monsterdon

Is Tom Baker summoning the weeping angels?

#Monsterdon

Does Koura say his own name multiple times as part of his chants?

#Monsterdon

Does anyone else think Sinbad has a little bit of a Christian Bale look going on?

#Monsterdon

He had to use his sword to chop the arm like that? I don't even think that’s the right kind of sword for that.

#Monsterdon