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Ben Ramsey 6d ago

In 1 hour, it’s #Monsterdon! We’re watching The Golden Voyage of Sinbad (1974).

Is this Sinbad’s Shazaam movie? I see @ryan has queued up Kazaam (1996) as the @miru stream double feature. 🤣

Join us! Start the film at 8pm CST (01:00 UTC), follow the #Monsterdon hashtag, and contribute your own zany commentary. Cheers!

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#MonsterdonAlert Sunday, Mar 22, 2026, 8PM CT (1AM Monday UTC) IT'S #MONSTERDON we will be watching: The Golden Voyage of Sinbad (1974) "Sinbad's adventure pits him against a master magician who's trying to reach the Fountain of Destiny on the lost land of Lemuria in a bid to be crowned the new leader of Marabia. Sinbad and his crew must battle an array of monsters before finally coming face to face with his foe." its streaming free on tubi please watch and live post it with us! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qrRSQ7ZJE8

the Timeloop Café

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

Fetch me a bow. Boys, it’s dinner time!

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

Omar, you’ve gone and done it, now!

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

That creature looked so much bigger when it was up in the sky. Turns out, it’s very tiny.

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

Captain with the nip slip!

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

We’re not even 5 minutes into this film, and it’s already trippy as fuck.

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

“I’m givin’ her all I got, cap’n! She cannae take much more! She’s breaking up!”

“Scotty, hold on just a little longer.”

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

Is there a story here, yet?

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

They keep speaking in proverbs, and it's driving me nuts.

So, Sinbad has the amulet, which he covets so much, which makes them allies against the former owner of the amulet?

WTF? Why isn't Sinbad now his enemy? Or is this because he thinks Sinbad is pretty much a pushover and will give him the amulet?

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

Wait. Where’s Sinbad’s crew? Did he just leave them behind?

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

Dude, the room’s bugged!

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

This movie was made during a time when the US was much more tolerant of other cultures.

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

Oh, so this has become a rally race movie?

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

Is this man literally selling his son?

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

“Is that a tattoo of an eye on your hand?”

“No. I just like drawing it on my hand when I’m bored in class.”

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

“No matter what I sell you, you must take my son.”

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

So, I guess his crew was waiting for him this whole time?

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

“Every voyage has its own flavor. This one is strong with cardamom.”

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

The mythical island of lemurs!

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

Kid, you’re never going home.

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

“No human being has the right to own another.”

How progressive of Sinbad in this era.

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

Is Tom Baker summoning the weeping angels?

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

Does Koura say his own name multiple times as part of his chants?

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

Does anyone else think Sinbad has a little bit of a Christian Bale look going on?

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

He had to use his sword to chop the arm like that? I don't even think that’s the right kind of sword for that.

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

The little demonling is so cuuuuute.

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

Sinbad, you took the stoner in your landing party?

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

“I know you proposed we go alone into this place, but just the two of us?”

“I had planned for a nice romantic romp on an island. Is that not what you what?”

Ben Ramsey 6d ago

“Your courage has deserted you.”

“Me? No. I never had any courage to begin with.”

Bryan Howell 6d ago

@ramsey That chest Koura is carrying is actually a picnic basket.

Bryan Howell 6d ago

@ramsey Yeah that's clearly a leg-chopping sword.

@ramsey Aieeeee! #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon Don't blink Sinbad!

Furbland's Very Cool Mastodon™6d ago

@ramsey no, wrong movie. that's the life of pi

Bryan Howell 6d ago

@ramsey Don't be silly they got five solid minutes of watching that belly dancer.