Harvey SandstromSo what is it about this voyage that's supposed to be so golden anyway? You know what, I'd rather not know.
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Vintage Columbia logo FTW.
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Omg this has a credit not just for continuity but for ASSISTANT continuity as well. This movie is so fuckin continuous you won't even be able to tell one scene from the next.
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Stop motion already? That was fast.
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I'm sure everyone in this movie is the ethnicity they were cast as. Right 1970s?
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Ack there was no warning for the belly dancer dissolve. #monsterdon
Sinbad you really need to stop taking Chantix so you don't have dreams like this.
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Old proverb say, man who walks on fire sits in own pew.
No that's not how that goes.
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Well obviously you've not observed well, because I do have a throat.... Oh that's a threat. Ok.
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So he ? Summoned the portcullis to come down ? With magic ?
I don't think I'm following this movie all that well.
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Sorry about my gold mask. I just had botox and I'm really self-conscious about it until it settles. #monsterdon
Door needs WD-40 like a muther.
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OMG it's the other half of my fwendship amulet!!
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My eavesdropping is really echoey? Can you guys take me off speakerphone?
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Damn stop motion spies. You put out traps but they're too smart to eat from them. #monsterdon
A living homunculous? As opposed to all those dead ones you keep hearing about?
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CUE THE COMIC RELIEF OBOE
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No I'm sorry. I don't carry cash. I don't have a light. Leave me alone. #Monsterdon
How does she keep her palm eyeball from smudging? #Monsterdon
You've had an eyeball painted on your palm since you were a child. Sure. Seems legit.
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How can we jam another proverb into the dialogue. Ah, here's a spot.
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This must be the son he was trying to get rid of. #monsterdon
I wish I belonged to myself, but in practice I just rent. #monsterdon
Sinbad has sent more pirates to the bottom of the sea than I can count... so like five.
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Ah so Sinbad steers by braille.
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Oh good another haunted figurehead, MY FAVE.
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The figurehead is just pissed off cuz her skin is so dry. Get her some moisturizer!! #monsterdon
I don't mean to criticize the writing, but what was the point of all that?
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Paco Hope@cd0 "What if you were born property, but I came along and slightly upgraded that status? Wouldn't you be grateful?"