Came across a Velvet Ant today. Cute little bug that is not an ant, but a wingless wasp with a serious sting. It is nicknamed “Cow Killer”, so you don’t want to mess with them! #Insects
@CavedaleRhones Cow Killer?!?!?!?
@ai6yr You can test it if you want 🤣🫣. According to my 8 year old grandson, the African version which has red fur, is the real Cow Killer. He is a student of dangerous stuff in the world. 😉
@CavedaleRhones @ai6yr good thing they are such chill things, because they're everywhere here.
@W6KME @CavedaleRhones We have Tarantula Hawks, which I steer clear of. They have a reputation for dispensing immense pain.

@W6KME @silentLurker @CavedaleRhones

HAHAHAHA someone actually got stung by every single one of these insects for this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schmidt_sting_pain_index

h/t @emily

Schmidt sting pain index - Wikipedia

@ai6yr @W6KME @silentLurker @CavedaleRhones @emily He also had a protege who got himself stung all over by a honey bee to figure out where it would hurt the worst, giving us this lovely scientific diagram.

(Spoiler: the three most painful locations were the nostril, upper lip, and penis shaft )

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3994616/

@ai6yr

So ... Hundreds of bees were killed in the making of this picture? 😬

Anyway, it does reaffirm my life advice to people which is always to head butt bees.

"The three least painful locations were the skull, middle toe tip, and upper arm (all scoring a 2.3)."

@jmcrookston Beekeeper's tip: bees will head butt you as a warning BEFORE stinging.

@ai6yr

Is that true? I'd believe it because they do warn many times before they sting. The stinging is always the last resort of course

@jmcrookston As a beekeeper, definitely true. if a bee hits you in the head, run and cover your face with your shirt so they don't get you... usually once you're past about 10-20 feet from the hive you're good, unless they are a hot hive, in which case keep going and jump inside a building or a car.

@ai6yr

I believe this. I've just never looked up how they warn that they're upset. I figured flybys but smacking into you without stinging also makes sense.

@jmcrookston @ai6yr

I've heard angry bees smell like bananas. Not sure how close you have to be to pick that up, though.

(happy bees smell of lemongrass)

@violetmadder @jmcrookston Yes, yes they do. Most specifically, fake banana (i.e. the smell of banana runts). If you smell that around a beehive, RUN. (I am a beekeeper, and I have smelled that, and I do not like it one bit. I can't eat or go near anything fake banana flavored, it makes me ill lol... it's a sign of things having gone very wrong).

@ai6yr @jmcrookston

I came very close to starting some hives of my own and have watched MANY MANY videos on the subject.

It's totally wild to me, how some beekeepers can take a CHAINSAW to a hive in a log, and then just reach in with their bare hands to pull stuff out-- oh here's the queen, yoink-- and the bees are like fine whatevs.

I just walked up to look at a tree that had a hive in the base of it, and got stung on the scalp for being within 10' of the thing and I didn't touch nothin!

(tried to tempt a swarm that came out of that one later but they eschewed the box)

@violetmadder

Perhaps you were just dealing with a hive that was good at ...

... thinking outside the box.

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