Mastodawn

🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)Mar 22

What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?

Wrong answers only.

holding a big fish

7.1%

unlabeled group photo

6.5%

trucker cap / backwards baseball cap

3.4%

duck lips

7.3%

Instagram filters

4.5%

AI generated

10.3%

random dick pic

7.2%

emoji covering faces

4.8%

terribly backlit

4.1%

epic location

2.9%

blatant wealth signifiers

obviously high/drunk

6.5%

insufficient clothing

4.5%

just a dog/cat

8.1%

all cleavage

5.5%

holding a firearm

10.4%

Poll ended at Mar 25 at 5:55pm.

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✨pencilears✨Mar 22

@alice I tried, for years, to talk to the "guys holding fish" about if they would take me fishing as a date and it was always: "oh that was one time on my buddy's boat" or "oh, that was from a trip" or "we were on a charter boat"

They NEVER actually FISH!!!!

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Sara Mar 22

@pencilears @alice IDK I matched with a guy who was an actual fishing guide once

but I was like six inches taller than him and not Roman Catholic so it wasn't going to work, alas

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✨pencilears✨Mar 22

@sarae @alice yeah, you need somebody who actively likes tall women, just not worth it otherwise.

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Weird Socks Mar 22

@pencilears @sarae @alice
OMG.
You all really want the fisher people?
I can't NOT meet fish heads in my line of work.
Even *I'* have caught a few.

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✨pencilears✨

@ohmu @sarae @alice the situation is dire out there if you're looking for a person with any kind of hobby